Acknowledging the gender of a potato is the first step in the conservative incremental improvement we've been waiting for.

Courthouse will have a trial by fire if the verdict isn't appropriate.

Just because they couldn't see the invisible hand, doesn't mean it didn't exist.

Extra ammo, hold the MSG

Candyass Owens

American Griper.

Everything is better with a good hug

Vaush is decent

Thanks Irish Laddie

How I became a 'power-hungry tankie'

I hate long lines when I have to pee.

That's a little funny

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Happy valentine's day!! I hope you fall in love at the rate of gravity and last as long as our occupation of Afghanistan.

Happy valentine's day!! I hope you fall in love at the rate of gravity and last as long as our occupation of Afghanistan.

Jurassic Priorities

Yelling at Hannity and Maddow with my bowl of ice cream.

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Disguising disgusting

Trailer park is mad because the wealths did a methamphetaminism.

Post modern neo marxanax

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Everything is better with a good hug

Capitalism is the equality of mass executions. Socialism is the equality of mass graves.

What JP statement or story has had the greatest impact on you?

Mr. Gorbachev, TURN DOWN THE HEAT!!

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Now serving molotov cocktails.

I'm so centrist, I blend my Miracle Whip with mayonaise until it matches Hillary Clinton's hair color.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

I've been an extreme centrist since before it was cool.

Her pussy is in recovery mode from being penetrated so deeply with ideas.